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It's true!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-29T14:14:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/2018/03/16/overscheduled/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_20180316_095118675-011.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180316_095118675-01</image:title><image:caption>Nature has answers to questions you didn't know you had.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_20180315_144536618-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180315_144536618-01</image:title><image:caption>Everything looks fine on the outside... until, WHAM!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/img_20180316_100416724-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180316_100416724-01</image:title><image:caption>A clear spot for contemplation and reflection. Or just to sit my fat ass when I get tired. 😂</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-16T21:38:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/2018/03/10/time-to-make-the-donuts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/screenshot_20180310-062221.png</image:loc><image:title>Screenshot_20180310-062221</image:title><image:caption>If you're in the Hilton Head Island area, you need to visit Old Town Bluffton and get an Alljoy donut. Need.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-13T15:44:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/2018/02/19/t-rexy-looking-sexy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180216_134518414_hdr-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180216_134518414_HDR-01</image:title><image:caption>There's a grill in there. Puts a new spin on pig roast.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180216_140139991_hdr-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180216_140139991_HDR-01</image:title><image:caption>It's a dalmatian lifting his leg!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180219_151945702-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180219_151945702-01</image:title><image:caption>Baby T-Rex was only 4 or 5 feet tall but fierce.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180216_140301063_hdr-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180216_140301063_HDR-01</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, there's NO WAY I was leaving this sign behind. SOLD!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180216_135107038_ll-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180216_135107038_LL-01</image:title><image:caption>Big red ants on bicycles. How fun!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180216_134332032_hdr-011.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180216_134332032_HDR-01</image:title><image:caption>This colorful frog family would look amazing in a yard by a pool.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180216_134332032_hdr-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180216_134332032_HDR-01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180216_135023500-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180216_135023500-01</image:title><image:caption>Obligatory "Mary-of-the-Half-Shell" religious yard sculptures.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180216_135300280-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180216_135300280-01</image:title><image:caption>Gargoyles and goblins...cool!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180216_135556661-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180216_135556661-01</image:title><image:caption>All kinds and breeds of dogs!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-08T11:14:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/2018/02/11/america-the-beautiful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180211_073715551_hdr-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180211_073715551_HDR-01</image:title><image:caption>Cold water + warm air = mysterious fog.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180211_081453558_hdr-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180211_081453558_HDR-01</image:title><image:caption>People fish and swim in this reservoir.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180211_081112025-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180211_081112025-01</image:title><image:caption>The lovely landscape marred by trash.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180211_075412973-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180211_075412973-01</image:title><image:caption>A creek a stream bed just littered with trash in Lincoln, RI.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-11T23:05:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/2018/02/10/be-present/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180208_163413249_hdr-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180208_163413249_HDR-01</image:title><image:caption>Can you see the forest for the trees?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180210_080923545_hdr-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180210_080923545_HDR-01</image:title><image:caption>Photo taken by me Saturday, February 10, 2018, on my morning walk in Rhode Island.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/motivational-quotes-if-you-are-unhappy-change-something-quit-your-job-move-let-go-of-a-miserable-relationship-stop-making-excuses-you-are-in-control-1-min.jpg</image:loc><image:title>motivational-quotes-If-you-are-unhappy-change-something.-Quit-your-job.-Move.-Let-go-of-a-miserable-relationship.-Stop-making-excuses.-You-are-in-control.-1-min</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-11T10:16:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/2018/02/08/to-may-to-to-mah-to/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180208_123330538-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180208_123330538-01</image:title><image:caption>My ride-or-die, Tiny, and I have an important "pronouncement!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180208_123339225.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180208_123339225</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-08T17:56:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/2018/02/07/my-hardest-goodbye/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20170316_181900.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20170316_181900</image:title><image:caption>In 1990-ish with then-boyfriend at the Canadian border. We were detained on our way back into the States!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20170316_181819.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20170316_181819</image:title><image:caption>In 1991-ish at the Canadian border with my then-boyfriend.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img953201.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG953201</image:title><image:caption>Smitty, safely bundled up while being stored in my friend's auto body shop in Bluffton. He added the "pigtails" to the mirrors to personify me! The employees are intrigued, I hear...😂</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img953359.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG953359</image:title><image:caption>My friend Bonnie in Bluffton, SC, letting me know Smitty arrived safely!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180113_124755794-e1518032193766.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180113_124755794</image:title><image:caption>Smitty leaving the house in RI.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/jimihendrix1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jimihendrix1</image:title><image:caption>Ahhh, Jimi...how we miss your poetry.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-02T17:34:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/2018/02/05/how-old-would-you-be/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/picsart_03-16-05-49-02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PicsArt_03-16-05.49.02</image:title><image:caption>My grandfather circa 1970 on my father's motorcycle. Born to be weird!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180204_122953899.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180204_122953899</image:title><image:caption>We did a lap!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180204_121929579_ll-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180204_121929579_LL-01</image:title><image:caption>Pepere admitted that he'd probably fall asleep during the big game. "Me too," I replied (I did, BTW).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/2c570838276732cc0e543442eb286c85-mind-over-matter-years-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>2c570838276732cc0e543442eb286c85--mind-over-matter--years-01</image:title><image:caption>Mark Twain knew his shit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/2c570838276732cc0e543442eb286c85-mind-over-matter-years.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2c570838276732cc0e543442eb286c85--mind-over-matter--years</image:title><image:caption>Mark Twain knew his shit.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-05T21:54:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/2018/02/03/crevice-dwellers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/incollage_20180202_070418689.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inCollage_20180202_070418689</image:title><image:caption>Qu'est Que C'est (1/14/02 - 7/28/17) looked deceptively sweet when sleeping. He was hell on wheels!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20160131_092534207.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20160131_092534207</image:title><image:caption>Toots knew how to get comfortable better than any other dog I've ever had.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/26994073_10214938944046328_3034611499594737696_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>26994073_10214938944046328_3034611499594737696_n</image:title><image:caption>Tupper the English bulldog was born in Boston and will be cheering on his home team this Sunday in the big game.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180131_192712746-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180131_192712746-01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-05T21:52:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/2018/02/01/im-a-canuck-pronounced-kuh-nook/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180201_150608993_hdr-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180201_150608993_HDR-01</image:title><image:caption>The Museum of Work and Culture in Woonsocket. Opened in 1997.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/img_20180201_163920987_ll-e1517526095765.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180201_163920987_LL</image:title><image:caption>Shocked to discover I'm not in this book...yet! Maybe next edition.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-05T22:22:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/2018/01/31/idle-hands/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/img_20180131_174047532_ll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180131_174047532_LL</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-01T11:47:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/2018/01/30/just-relax/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/img_20180129_162256527_ll-01.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20180129_162256527_LL-01</image:title><image:caption>My hair, post-massage. Yeah, it was that good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/the-art-of-relaxation-level-mastery-12834487.png</image:loc><image:title>the-art-of-relaxation-level-mastery-12834487</image:title><image:caption>I look like this on the outside, but in my head, it's like a pack of dogs vs. a vacuum cleaner.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-30T13:53:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/2018/01/29/rhode-islands-death-grip/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-29T18:03:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/2018/01/27/the-journey-begins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/pexels-photo-57690.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Placeholder Image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-28T00:36:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/contact/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://ihategrapes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/person-smartphone-office-table.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Placeholder Image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-27T17:48:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com/blog/</loc><lastmod>2018-01-27T17:48:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://ihategrapes.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2018-05-28T12:42:45+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
